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HEY GIRLIE GUESS WHO TF IS STILL ALIVE?

AHA I FOUND YOU AFTER LIKE 5 MINUTES OF SCROLLING.
          
          Hello, I am Luna. Mery has sent me on the mission to give you her new Snapchat.
          
          its @ coffeeisntadrvg
          
          My mission has been completed, please have a good day *dramatic bow and explosion*

@Writersblock124578 I'm using this account now :)

@N1kk1Chan ooo :(( you’ll always be my friend and ilyt/p <33

Yall it took me more time than my Mac’s update time for me to figure out what my password was-

Yall I just realized why he’s callled Link
          
          Because he LINKS the player to the game.
          
          Dundundun

5. ORGANIZE YOUR WORK. It could either be a series on ao3, one big chapter book for oneshots, or a master post on tumblr. Whatever it is, ORGANIZE IT!!! Nobody wants to search a million years looking for your work.
          6. PUBLIC VS PRIVATE HC. Now, this goes with number 4. Number four was a private HC. A public HC would be something like: Four heard different voices in his head, or Sky is married to Sun. Those are public because they are broad. A private headcanon is something that is specific, such as Warriors is afraid everything is poisoned, or Wind can’t see.
          7. Don’t get into drama on others opinions. Someone wants to make legend hate Hylia in their book? Alright, make legend hate Hylia. That’s their opinion/public hc. If they think legend doesn’t even know Hylia, then that’s also fine as well. It’s all okay, there’s thousands of books on every fandom as far as I’m concerned, so it’s not hard to find what you like.
          8. Never. NEVER. Write anything but the book in the page where you upload the book. If you wanna write about your personal life, or what happens IN the book, or your opinions on it, USE THE NOTES TAB/SUMMARY. END OF DISCUSSION. 
          
          I hope this helps yall <3

Alright. As an AO3/Tumblr writer this needs to be addressed.
          
          Wattpad writers, if you’re gonna move to AO3, there’s some etiquette that you need to know.
          
          1. USE TAGS APPROPRIATELY. That is how people will find your work. Make sure you get the fandom right, so for example it will be something like this “Wild (Linked Universe)” not just “Wild” 
          2. If you’re gonna write there, write full on novels, like with the same amount of craft you would use in a college essay. We don’t want little half hearted paragraphs and typos, we want vocabulary and art. <500 words only applies to small oneshots and maybe even cr*ckfixs. If it’s none of those things, you’re going to have to write a lot. This is not to make it challenging or impossible, it’s just how it works. 
          3. Kudus is not enough. You can’t kudus every chapter of a book, so here’s what you do: kudus, and COMMENT. Here’s what a good comment should look like 
          
          *explain what you enjoyed about the plot/theories*
          
          *give examples from text and analyze* 
          
          *Tell them great work*
          
          Any less than that is not good enough. They pour their heart in these books for FREE.
          
          4. Never, NEVER steal someone’s idea/au without permission. Here’s what I mean by this. If someone headcannons  wild to have much worse scarring than he already has, and I mean MUCH worse, then you must make it KNOWN to them you will write about it. There’s very little gate keeping, but in return you must TELL THEM you’re using the hc, give credit, and make sure they allow it.

Funny quotes from my family, ft grandpa.
          TW: ED(kinda, like body image stuff in one of them so if that triggers you don’t read/skip it I’ll announce it. If you are struggling please talk to someone who’s willing to listen, even me bc even if I’m not online at the moment I will listen and if you can get help!) 
           
          Lil sis: I’m thirsty
          Mom: It’s fine you know when I was a kid we had to boil water to drink it
          Lil sis: IM *LOW*DRATED
          Everyone: *laugh* 
          
          ___
          
          Grandma: *grandfather’s name* what do you want?
          Grandpa: ….
          Grandma: *grandfather’s name in all caps*!!!
          Grandpa: Soup.
          Me, quietly: I’m growing a lemon tree
          Grandpa: WAIT WHAT BLARA HOW IS IT GOING HOW MUCH HAS IT GROWN WHAT SOIL WERE YOU USING HERE TAKE ALL MY TOMATO PLANTS AND SEEDS I SMUGGLED FROM LEBANON 
          Grandma: I-
          
          ___
          
          Older sister: *Lil sis* you are such an unfair player
          Lil sis: I’m not your mirror
          Older sis: no kidding because YOU BREAK MIRRORS
          
          ___
          
          *walking to store for food, it’s very dark clouds*
          Grandpa, very loud: The sky is pregnant.
          Father: Umm… Dad maybe don’t say that.
          
          ___
          THIS IS THE TW ONE
          *Me and grandma are shopping*
          Grandma: You know you have to marry soon
          Me, only fourteen and legal marriage age is 18 where I am: Um… yeah but not right now because it’s not legal
          Grandma: yeah but you need to work on your figure so he likes you
          Me, already with a low self esteem and struggled with some stuff: Well… also maybe my personality as well? I don’t want him to like me just for looks.
          Grandma: *laughing* that isn’t a smart way to think.
          Me: yeah let’s just check out the groceries now.

I feel so stupid right now (not in a self deprecating way dw I just did something stupid)