I would to the whole 'list your fandoms' thing, but there are way too many to count, and I think I might scare of my friends if I did that.

Instead have some poems that I enjoy:

Jack and Jill 
went up the hill
To go and have some fun,
But silly Jill forgot her pill
So now they have a son.

Mary had a little pig
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.

Twinkle, twinkle little slut
Name a guy you haven't fucked,
Is he skinny, is he tall?
Nevermind, you've fucked them all.
Twinkle, twinkle little whore,
Close your legs
They're not a door.