Hello. 

Ugh. 

I'm trying to find something kind of funny or at least original to put in here but- WHY?! 

EVERY TIME I'm trying to say something that could eventually bring a smile, I CANT!

BUT!!

When I DONT CARE and I'm trying to be serious, people LAUGH! 

I don't understand!! ;-;

Whyyyyy?!?!

I don't want to be too formal, it's not a professional career, but I don't know what to do!! 

What am I supposed to say?!

"𝐻𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑜 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑚𝑎𝑦 𝑐𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒... 𝑁𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑑 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝐴𝑢𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑟, 𝑚𝑎𝑦𝑏𝑒? 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝐼 𝑎𝑚 𝑎 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑢𝑛𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑠 (𝑞𝑢𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔), 𝐼 𝑎𝑚 𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 𝑤𝑒𝑖𝑟𝑑 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑓𝑒𝑚𝑎𝑙𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑠. 𝑌𝑜𝑢?" 

Nope, doesn't work, it's too... I don't actually.

So what am I supposed to say?

"ℍ𝕦𝕝𝕝𝕠! 𝕀 𝕚𝕤 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝔹𝕖𝕝𝕘𝕚𝕦𝕞 𝕒𝕜𝕒 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕣𝕪 𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨𝕟 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕚𝕥𝕤 𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕔𝕠𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕖 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕚𝕥𝕤 𝕗𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕤, 𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕒𝕝𝕤𝕠 𝕚𝕥𝕤 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕣, 𝕨𝕒𝕗𝕗𝕝𝕖𝕤,..."

Or,

"ᕼᗴY. I ᗩᗰ ᗯᗩᔕ ᗷOᖇᑎ Iᑎ 2006 ᗯᕼIᑕᕼ ᗰᗴᗩᑎᔕ I ᗩᗰ 15 ᗯᕼᗴᑎ ᗯᖇITIᑎᘜ TᕼIᔕ! ᗯᕼᗩT ᗩᗷOᑌT YOᑌ?"

Ooooorrr,

"🄷🅸 🄷🅾︎🅆 🅰︎🅁🅴 🅈🅾︎🅄?? 🅸 🄷🅾︎🄽🅴🅂🆃🄻🆈 🄳🅾︎ 🄽🅾︎🅃 🅺🅆🅾︎🅆 🆁🄸🅶🄷🆃 🄽🅾︎🅆, 🅱︎🅄🆃 🄸🆃 🄸🆂 🄾🅺. 🄷🅾︎🅆 🅲🄾🅼🄴 🅸 🄳🅾︎🄽🆃 🄺🅽🄾🆆? 🅆🅴🄻🅻, 🄸 🅳🄾 🅽🄾🆃 🄷🅰︎🅅🅴 🅅🅴🅁🆈 🅂🆃🄰🅱︎🄻🅴 🄴🅼🄾🆃🄸🅾︎🄽🆂." 

Ugh this one was a pain to write, always changing fonts for every letter. Anyways, you can see, I change my writing style every time (I think) and I CAN NOT find anything that is not too... odd...?

You know what?

|  ᘜ|ᐯ乇  ㄩ卩!

ᥴꫝ𝓲ꪖꪮ ꪖꪑ𝓲ᧁꪮ𝘴 !

ሠልጎፕ, ፕዘልፕ ጎነ ክዐፕ ጠሃ ክልፕጎሀቿ ረልክኗሁልኗቿ

A͜͡u͜͡ r͜͡e͜͡v͜͡o͜͡i͜͡r͜͡ l͜͡e͜͡s͜͡ a͜͡m͜͡i͜͡s͜͡ !͜͡

꧁꧂ ⚢♪♫( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)✌︎︎☮︎︎𖨆☯︎︎♲︎꧁꧂

(is it me or ꧁꧂ looks like a cute small creature with two eyes and 10 tentacles?)

𝙰𝚗𝚢𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜! 𝙱𝚞𝚋𝚢𝚎

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