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Life is a lot like a penis...short

I WILL SEND YOU NUDES OF MY GOLDFISH, HIS NAMES BOB AND HE LIKES LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH AND FRISKY FEMALE GOLDFISH. 

That bio...... you did not just...... Well fuck

ᕙ( ♥ ε ♥ )ᕗ I luv your bio

oml pls be mine.

ur bio slays my life
          -the girls

@bio a guy's life in a sentence 

Your bio slays ✌✌

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Your bio xD