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porukoru crack #34
          
          colt: What happened to your nose?
          
          porco: I used it to break some guy's fist
          

porukoru crack #33
          
          colt: porco! For the love of god, please turn down that music. I have a hangover.
          
          porco: *blasting the mii theme at full volume* That sounds like a you problem, not a mii problem.
          

porukoru crack #32
          
          colt: :)
          
          porco: >:(
          
          colt: Turn that frown upside down!
          
          porco: ):<
          
          colt: Not sure what I was expecting…
          

porukoru crack #31
          
          
          porco: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
          
          colt: Wow. They sound stupid.
          
          porco: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.
          
          colt: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”
          
          porco: I guess you’re right. Hey colt, I love you.
          
          colt: See! Just say that!
          
          porco: Holy fucking shit.
          
          colt: If that flies over their head then, sorry porco, but they're too dumb for you.
          
          porco: colt.
          

porukoru crack #30
          
          Colt: You're violent.
          Porco: Yeah but I'm also short and that's adorable.

porukoru crack #29
          ( i forgot to do this lol )
          
          marcel: porco isn’t answering his phone.
          colt: I’ll call.
          pieck: marcel and I have both tried six times each, what makes you think-
          porco: hello? what’s up babe?
          

my goal for the summer is to be somewhat active on ALL my accs lol, wish me luck 

Crack #28
          
          Colt: I'm incredibly fast at math.
          
          Porco: Alright, what's 30x17?
          
          Colt: 47
          
          Porco: That's not even close.
          
          Colt: But it was fast.
          

Crack #27
          
          Pieck: In my defence, I was left unsupervised.
          
          Porco: Wasn't Colt with you?
          
          Colt: In my defence, I was also left unsupervised.

Crack #26
          
          Colt: Must be hard not being able to laugh
          
          Porco: I do have a sense of humour you know
          
          Colt: I’ve never heard you laugh before
          
          Porco: I’ve never heard you say anything funny