Dad: Say Daddy!
Baby: Mommy!
Dad: Come on, say Daddy!
Baby: Mommy!
Dad: Fuck you, say Daddy!
Baby: Fuck you, Mommy!
Mom: Honey I'm home!
Baby: Fuck you!
Mom: Who taught you that?
Baby: Daddy!
Dad: Son of a bitch.

Who am I? What am I doing?

I'm the one your mother warned you about.

I'm painting a blue square in my backward so Google Earth thinks that I have a pool.

Normal people worry me.

I get ignored so much that my nickname should be Terms and Conditions.

Lazy people fact #5812930842156: you we're to lazy to read that number.

If you find me amusing, I'm sure you'll like my writing. If not, have a wonderful day and don't trust raisins and chocolates. Tiny bastards always want to trick you.

-Contact Me-
-Instagram>laci.jacobs
-Snapchat>laci_swag111
-Address>HA. Think again looser.
-Phone Number>Why are you still reading my contact information?
-Social Security Number>3.1415926535897
-Blood Type>I dont got no type. Cheesy Pizza is the only thing that I like.

I've been labeled as a slut, a freak, careless, and stupid, but I don't care what they call me because I'm proud to be whoever in the hell I am.

Labeling is for those who don't have the decency to define their own titles and disrespectfully base judgement on people's lack of sympathy and negativity. Look and BE good to yourself. You've made it this far. You deserve it.

Favorite squad: Suicide Squad of course!

Now go on, take the day by it's balls and smile you little freaks of nature!