Fair Warning: I'm completely, and utterly weird. Just thought you should know. 

Lets see... 

Describing myself and what I'm about in less than 2000 words is IMPOSSIBLE. But, being as blunt as I am, it should be manageable. 

-I, ugh, like food. I Have an unhealthy obsession with Cap 'n Crunch. 

-My favorite color most of the time is lilac. BUT sometimes I'm feeling Caribbean blue. On rare occasions, and I mean RARE, I dig pink. 

-I'm blunt. Which I've established already. 

-Tina Belcher = Me. 

-Dean Winchester is all I need. 

-Watching Netflix and reading bad boy stories on Wattpad is basically my life. 

-I dance awkwardly and lip sync to songs, pretending I'm in a music video. 

-I talk to myself on a regular basis, just practicing what I'm going to say when I interact with another human bean. And yes, I meant to say, "bean", because EVERYONE IS A HUMAN BEAN. 

-I'm a fucking Goonie. THAT'S THAT. 
 
-Pretty much in my own world most of the time, because who likes reality?

(Also not my real name. It's my pen name. :p)