True story:

Me at 3 in the morning

Me: I need to peepee.

Also me: but the demons...

Me: don't worry me I'll karate chop them with my ninja skills.

Also me: yep that should help

*Gets up goes to the bathroom*

*Gets to bathroom decides to ignore the light switch cuz, nothing should shine brighter then her*

Also me: did you hear that.

Me: Don't worry me,I got this.

*Karate chops the air as if she going into super sain mode.*

Needless to say that's the story of how I went to bed with a bleeding and surely broken arm:-)

The end.