#Life 


'There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and Bleed' - Ernest  Hemingway

Guys...let's cry together because Mondays are just...going to be the death of us...

After Tuesday even the calender goes W T F

I mean come on...listen up....My bed and I are perfect for each other...I mean come on...my alarm clock just keeps on breaking us up soooooo.....one thing lead to another and I ended up sitting on it and breaking it (BTW this is a true story)I'm sorry but this is what you get for being jealous,green doest suit my Minnie mouse alarm clock...RIP DOG RIP .

YOU can't make everyone happy...just admit it....unless your Nutella chocolate and a cake that resembles a unicorn with sprinkles that says &  'I just popped M&Ms'

My babies,I just can't live without Netflix,my bed,Nutella,WIFI,strawberries,bad puns that make me laugh my ass off pee myself,vanilla scented bath bombs,Red velvet cupcakes and ......books......hehe

Sometimes I feel like Netflix is my boyfriend then I remember I pay for it...Netflix is my prostitute

I don't understand how people can have one piece of 'splurging'
If I'm splurging I stuff myself with 2 bags of Mix ups and Doritos,4 tubs of Ben and jerry belgium chocolate  and cookie dough ice cream,11 red velvet cupcakes...

And now your thinking I'm just plain weird yep...aren't we all?

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