XSpots

I ASK MY DAD: ‘what do you think about rocks’
          	MY DAD SAIS: ‘They’re pretty solid’

XSpots

@-littlebuggy its fine
          	  HES LEARNING AFTER 16 YEARS (my older brother age))
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fatalfans

@XSpots / I'm sorry but like- TO ME, DAD JOKES ARE PEAK COMEDY.
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atransdinosaurx3

((HARHAR PUMP IS GONNA MENTION MURDERING DA MAN))
          
          
          [Pump walked over to Streber]
          "Hi dad! I burned a man alive today :D"

atransdinosaurx3

@XSpots 
            [More proud of self, gonna hug Streber now]
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XSpots

@1TSDASP00KYM0NTH “you-… g-good job, I guess?? “
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atransdinosaurx3

@XSpots 
            "Yeah!"
            [He's proud of himself because he thinks that was a good thing to do]
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XSpots

I ASK MY DAD: ‘what do you think about rocks’
          MY DAD SAIS: ‘They’re pretty solid’

XSpots

@-littlebuggy its fine
            HES LEARNING AFTER 16 YEARS (my older brother age))
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fatalfans

@XSpots / I'm sorry but like- TO ME, DAD JOKES ARE PEAK COMEDY.
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XSpots

this message may be offensive
Help.
          I don’t know how the fuck I got here but theres—
          
          ⋏⍜⏁ ⏃☌⏃⟟⋏. ⟊⏃⌇⌿⟒⍀ ⌿⌰⟒⏃⌇⟒. ⟊⏃⌇⌿⟒⍀ ⌿⌰⟒⏃⌇⟒, ⟟ ⏚⟒☌ ⍜⎎ ⊬⍜⎍. ⟟-⟟ ☊⏃⋏ ☌⟒⏁ ⊬⍜⎍ ☊⊑⍜☊⍜⌰⏃⏁⟒! ⍜⍀ ⌇⍜⋔⟒⏁⊑⟟⋏☌! ⟟- ⟊⎍⌇⏁- ⌿⌰⟒⏃⌇⟒ ⎅⍜⋏’⏁ ⌇⟒⋏⎅ ⋔⟒ ⏚⏃☊☍… ☌⟒⏁ ⏃⍙⏃⊬. ⎅⍜⋏’⏁ ☊⍜⋔⟒ ⏃⋏⊬ ☊⌰⍜⌇⟒⍀… ⌇⏁⍜⌿!—
          
          Jasper here, sorry about the lack of updates on these stories!

averyisthesilly

@XSpots ⍜⊑. ⍜☍⏃⊬- ⏁⊑⏃⏁'⌇ ⋏⍜⏁ ⏁⍜⍜ ⏚⏃⎅.
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XSpots

@H3Y_L0S3RZ ⏁⊑⟒ ⌿⟒⍀⌇⍜⋏ ⍙⊑⍜ ⎍⌇⟒⎅ ⏁⍜ ⍀⎍⋏ ⏁⊑⟟⌇ ⏃☊☊⍜⎍⋏⏁, ⋏⏃⋔⟒ ☌⟟⎐⟒⋏ ⏚⊬ ⋔⟒ ⊑⍜⌇⏁… ⍙⟒⌰⌰- ⊑⟒ ⍙⏃⌇ ⋏⟒⟒⎅⟒⎅ ⎎⍜⍀ ⌇⍜⋔⟒ ⍀⟒⏃⌇⍜⋏⌇.. ⌇⍜ ⟟ ☍⟟⎅⋏⏃⌿⌿⟒⎅ ⊑⟟⋔!
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averyisthesilly

@XSpots ⏁⟒⌰⌰ ⋔⟒, ⍙⊑⏃⏁ ⊑⏃⌿⌿⟒⋏⟒⎅? ⟟ ⍙⍜⋏'⏁ ⏁⟒⌰⌰ ⋏⍜⏚⍜⎅⊬ :)
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XSpots

Hello, my dear audience!
          I am afraid I have to pause our show, for a quick announcement.
          
          
          
          MUTE AND BLOCK @Project-Doki . I repeat, MUTE AND BLOCK @Project-Doki .
          
          They are a god forsaken, hellborn, groomer / pedophile- ugh.
          If you didn’t get the announcement from S4D, you’re getting it here!
          
          Go report them now, lovelies, and the show will continue!

Flareongirl360

*breaks down the door* whomst had summoned thy ancient one!!

XSpots

@Flareongirl360 ( i have no idea what im doing lmao )
            Oh, we’re sure it will! If you want to, you could even see our backstage!… Just, don’t go to the closet. Do NOT open it, capiche?
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Flareongirl360

@XSpots I have seen different timelines, different universes, different worlds and yet…I cannot comprehend how they work. I wonder if this…circus can enlightened me
            
            (Ngl I want to start an ARG myself but idk how to start/keep it up)
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XSpots

@Flareongirl360 Eh?… Uh- We’re glad to have you!
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mmaarrxxxx

what if i /e dance

XSpots

@jacksnumber1fan Why, we don’t want any of our other viewers getting hit! It simply wouldn’t be fair!
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