Well it's a long story but here it goes:
These intellgent army of cow slaves came in a UfO and took me to their planet which is called Markelliouskkdjks77i8w8483 (they named it after Madonna) Anyways, they took me there and held me hostage until Lady Gaga showed up, she started doing this spastic dance and suddenly the cage I was in was unlocked. I jumped out and came face to face with this sponge dude, he said his name was Spongebob Square Pants. I said I never heard of him and then he got mad and he cursed my story because he hated Vampires.
I asked him why and he told me, he was Team Jacob. Then he let these radioative spider pigs (who had wings) fly me back down to Earth. So now my story is cursed ):
It was a very sad day, not including the part where I was abducted by the alien/cow/thingys. That part was cool (:
