I hate About Me's.

You never know who is reading this. 

Are they stalkers?

Lurking under you’re bed? 

Peeking around the corner?

Doing the creep? (Yes that was a Lonely Island reference.)

So if you were to ask about me, I would reply ... Who wants to know? ... Yo Momma (Okay! That was mean, but what can I say, I live in a mean, cruel world.)

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My Writing:

What can I say? I write and love it. 

As for reading, I only read TheRiverRunsDeep and TheFirstWinterSnow.

Why you might ask ... Who wants to know?

Okay! Okay! Since you are wasting time reading this, I only read their stories because, I am TheRiverRunsDeep, and my bestie TheFirstWinterSnow, is partnering up with me and we are going to put our mad writing skills together.

Bam! Bam! Bam! (RANDOM!)

With us in the same room, you get a story like:

Shut Up and Be a Good Boy ~ Wanna know what it's about ... READ IT!

He-he, Ha-ha!

Anyways, enough with the chit chat, I demand you read our story, before you get hit by a meteor.

~Turtles can breathe out of their butts. (Fact)

~Cats can jump 5 times their tail size. (Fact)

~I am a ninja. (Really I am ...)

~Monkeys rock. (They Do)

~Any one born after 2006 has a 1 in 12 chance of being hit by a meteor. (Fact)

~Taste the Rainbow.

~Life is hard, what's new.

~When you walk out of your house you have a 50/50 chance of dying. (I heard this from an OLD man) (Hey!  Don't talk about my dad that way!)

~ I am bored, what's your excuse?