hello to you, sir or madam! 
My name is zayne, (xein).
I shall now tell you pointless things about me that you really don't care about c;
1. I'm a friggin nerd.
2. I write stuff (seriously? Woah.)
3. Cat in the hat
4. Hello kitty 
5. But I f*cking hate cats.
6. Band geek, all the way.
7. I play saxophone. And guitar. And bass. And piano. And I sing.
8. Yet I am by no means talented. 
9. SCHAFFNIT!
10. Schaffy says I'm awesome. So I must be.
11. Candy.
12. My age is two numbers. Have fun guessing .
13. I skipped number 8.
14. No I didn't.
15. Trololol.