Xenia Cenia is the bane of my existence. I wish nothing more than to annihilate her, than to watch her mortal soul turn to dust before my very eyes. I loathe the mere idea of her, the very mention of her name forces me to feel a horrid, burning sensation I can only describe as hatred. As long as she is on this Earth I will be here, spiting her with each comment I leave. I'm sure I'll see her in the tenth circle of hell on my visits to the underworld- yes, the tenth circle of hell exists, and yes, it's reserved for her. I made sure of it. The most horrible and gruesome circle specially designed by my Lord and Daddy Satan himself for the most wretched creature I've had the displeasure of knowing exists on Earth. I will not cease my actions, I will not change my opinion, I will not ease up on this "poor child." I will not rest until she is rid of this world. I hope all of you poor fools brainwashed by her Horny-On-Main writings can one day see the light, that you will one day join me on my quest to rip the life from her human flesh-sack and stick it a microwave to catch fire and burst into nothingness. I offer unlimited amounts of the finest bread rolls and french fries to any sap willing to join my efforts and ease the weight of this task.

And to Xenia herself- I'm coming for you, babwee boo. 
Expect me in your comments, for I am relentless, and my will indestructible. For now, ciao. Rest uneasy- I'll see you in your nightmares, and I won't stop to say hi. Toodaloo.