XenoGokuSSJ4LB

Read this to see me beat Ozpin so he gives me my money
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Megamaniac67

Just out of curiosity, does the time patrol have protocol or something when they run into isekai protagonists? Like the op ones? Because some of them are really dangerous.

XenoGokuSSJ4LB

@Megamaniac67 no problem, just go ask the supreme Kai of time for our speed dial number
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Megamaniac67

@XenoGokuSSJ4LB Thanks, I owe you one.
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XenoGokuSSJ4LB

@Megamaniac67 we do have a speed dial
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Megamaniac67

[Scene: A sunny beach. Shadow walks in with his usual “I’m too cool for this” face, arms crossed.]
          
          Shadow: Alright… this is where Comet and the blue hedgehog’s adopted cousins are supposed to be.
          (Looks around)
          …So where are you all at—
          
          (Pause. Empty beach. Waves. Seagull noise.)
          
          Shadow: …Damn it, Mega!
          
          (MEGA suddenly appears from nowhere, holding a clipboard like a GUN commander who just got caught watching cat videos.)
          
          Me: Yes, boss?
          
          Shadow: Where is my nephew and those two blue idiots?!
          
          Me: Hey! That’s my wife and brother-in-law you’re talking about!
          
          Shadow: …Oh. Sorry. But still—WHERE ARE THEY?!
          
          Me: Uh… well…
          
          [Cut to: Comet in a small makeshift studio on the beach. Hatsune Miku and Godzilla are seated in front of microphones. Godzilla’s chair creaks under his weight.]
          
          Comet: Alright, you two. Did you memorize the script?
          
          Godzilla: Yes.
          
          Miku: Oh, I am so excited!
          
          Comet: Good. Episode 1 of Godzilla and Miku Talks. And… ACTION.
          
          Godzilla: (clears throat) When discussing the Babylon Rogues, the thing that comes to mind the most frequently… is the IRS.
          
          Comet: W–wait—Godzilla, that’s not in the script!
          
          Miku: Oh no…
          
          Godzilla: The IRS. The only thing more important than how much money they can squeeze out of Japan and America alike—
          
          Comet: GODZILLA, STICK TO THE SCRIPT! Xeno’s gonna lose his mind if we talk about the Time Patrol IRS!

Megamaniac67

@XenoGokuSSJ4LB Godzilla: Bring it on you b-
            *Godzilla in the yamcha pose*
            Hulk: Puny God.
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XenoGokuSSJ4LB

“GODZILLA, I heard you talking bad about the time patrol so I brought Hulk to put some manners into you”
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Megamaniac67

Godzilla: —is how many children will need to starve before that pink short shawty up there shows a shred of leniency!
            
            Miku: Uh… Comet? I think we’re… losing viewers.
            
            Comet: WHAT?!
            
            Godzilla: And if the ancient power structures known as the Pyramids are brought up in conversation, the only thing I want to know is why the Flicky the IRS still has the gold caps—and why they’re not giving them back!
            
            Comet: This is a disaster.
            
            (Godzilla keeps ranting about the Time Patrol IRS, sounding like he’s about to drop a conspiracy video. Comet’s phone rings.)
            
            Comet: ’Ello?
            
            Shadow: WHY are you morons running a podcast?!
            
            Comet: Uncle Shadow?!
            
            Shadow: Answer. My. Question.
            
            Comet: I needed another job to pay for Miku’s maternity leave.
            
            Shadow: …Damn. Okay, fair. But wrap it up—before that dinosaur gets you in trouble. And trust me, he’s not gonna survive that Hulk Death Battle coming out soon.
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