Xenon

The principal of my high school sexualized and entire auditorium of girls yesterday. He said that it was our fault that women distract men from their education. All the girls that were blamed and and attacked by a sexist man, are starting a protest and we are all breaking the dress code on monday at school. And even a graduate is gonna take this situation to the school board. We're gonna get this man fired

I have dressed like a raging bisexual again..
           
          I'm not even bi

vodka! straight? no gay! 

My girlfriend is hot

I have spanish presentation and its business casual. But all I have is cuffed Jeans and a Hawaiian shirt. And I'm drinking a monster.
          
          I feel like a raging bisexual.
          
          I love it.

Wendy's strawberry lemonade is top tier.  

Yall I can play roblox I  school....

Okay so we got a box of food from my neighbor and in that box was a container that said strawberry ice cream. 
          
          BUT ITS NOT ICE CREAM.
          
          ITS STRAWBERRY CINNAMON APPLESAUCE.
          
          But we didn't know that. 
          
          So am I eating a bowl of frozen strawberry applesauce?
          
          Yes.

When will netflix put the rest of the haikyuu seasons on it 
          
          Cause like I'm impatient.

Not gonna lie the special ops guys at the BLM protest kinda cute 
          
          And not gonna lie I'm kinda simping 
          
          Anyone else?