Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to the circus, I am Xia, better known as Sandman~, your entertainer for tonight! 
My purpose? To amuse you. To play my part as the greatest magician/showman and fill the hall with deafening applause! Whether it be with a simple magic trick, or a shotgun in my mouth. Lets get this show started! *claps as curtains close.*  
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