My music teacher gave us options on what Christmas movies to watch. When he asked if we wanted to watch a Muppet movie I yelled "I'M GONNA KERMIT SUICIDE" Surprisingly i didn't get in trouble.
I'm just posting something that happened today so uH-
Friend: *T H A N O S S N A P* Why isn't working?
Me: Because-
Friend: Oh I know! It's because you're too big.
Me: *breathes in* That's fair.