SirD0ucheBag with a ZERO. Introducing me, heres my bio.

Technically im only going to write this one book, and as you can see there is maybe 1-2 books that I've already published and with my LOYAL readers of like fucking 4-6 people I guess, and 2 of them are porbably dead and I'm guessing one of them is my grandma, but who the fuck cares.

If you think I swear a lot, then you can lick the filthiest part of my butthole because the worst part is I'm writing my books in Wattpad, so your argument is invalid.