Wahtdup, wahtdup, wahtdup yall. Damn, I sounded like a rapper or something. I freak myself out sometimes... Too many times.
Welp, ello you Stalking strangers who are going to read this even though I dont really want you too. (No seriously... I do.) Let me introduce you into a World full of Ka-ray-zi-ness and Unconditional Heart-melting.
My name is a very Special name that you cant help but Scream, Moan and Shout for under the layers of un-used Condoms. Yup, Im not a Guy (even though I wish I was born as one /(T^T)\.) but a full-fledged woman whos at the critical age of 17, hitting 18 in the next few months coming.
Im what ppl would call a FAT-OOGLIEY-SHY-QUIET-BEAST-OF-A-GIRL but thats Okie with me, at least Im keeping it real like a Chocolate Chip Muffin.
I live with my Family that consists of a mother, a sister and a little brother. (Yup, too original huh.)
I listen to Music like its the last thing on Earth that I cant stand, cos of what it has done for me in my life. Im a hungry person for Books that have actual meaning or Great storylines in them and when I comment or whatever and it sounds harsh or something, dont take it the wrong way or anything, just be happy that I read it and commented honestly on it. It'll do you wonders ^~^.
I am Sarcastic but I love that about myself and also that I can eat Sushi like Im just breathing.
I dont Hate my Life but it doesnt mean that I have to Like it.
Yup, I have been bullied cos of what I like, say or do but I cant help it if someone Seriously Pisses me the Fork off. I do Speak my mind and Im happy about it too. I dont Bullshit or try and beat around the bush, I find it too much of a hassle to do so, so if I say "I LOVE YOU" or "Bruh, you need to Fork up" or even Flirt with you bewbies and weenies, know that Im being Truthful.
And if youve finshed reading this WHOLE thing, then my friend you need to check yourself into a Mental Institute after you Wape that "Follow" button. Dont worry, I'll visit you.
Buhbye<3.
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