Jinxous

Is my neighbor seriously watering their backyard at 5:30 in the morning?

We shouldn't be literally shedding tears over a presidential election. The sui*ide hotline shouldn't have been so busy they needed to make another one specifically for transgender people. A convicted felon shouldn't have been able to even run, much less win and pardon his own crimes. There shouldn't be uterus-owners saying "if i’m forced to carry a baby to term i’m killing us both"
          
          PLEASE RECOUNT THE VOTES

Guess I love Criminal Minds now 

You ever write something like "Damn I'm proud of this" but it also makes you ugly cry?

My mom woke up in a panic attack from a disturbing dream, my dad went back into the hospital with a 104.5° fever, and my brother and sister in law hit a deer and totaled their car. And I've been sitting here in silence on and off crying for 2 hours waiting to wake up and for this to be over.

I just impulsively applied to a job out of spite. I don't need a job coach that lets me find out their decisions regarding me long after they've made them

I've somehow made it through 27 years on this earth. My body is telling me I'm 72 and I am exhausted.

I got new editing software and I need to test it if anyone wants a (probably terrible) trailer made for their story

My mom snores like she's tryna win a roaring contest against a lion.

Textbook: don't worry about memorizing the equations the test will give them to you
          
          Test: doesn't give me all the equations i need