@XombiesYum
My 94 year old grandfather decided to take a shower at 4 oclock in the morning and got me all worried about him and waking my mom up so I wouldn't be worried alone
He couldn't get back to sleep. So he decided to shower. Before dawn even showed her ass crack. I wish he just turned on the tv like a normal person and showered in the daylight. How am I supposed to sleep after that paranoia? Help
I didn't think I'd have to tell anyone this, but life's full of surprises.
Despite the name, "Nudist" is NOT 18+. It's a funny name I made based on a conversation I had with my friend at the time. The most nudity in this story is Dan not wearing a shirt because reader stole it. That's it. That's the story.
So to the person who added it to their smut library without reading it because "nude" is in the title, there's nothing explicit is in this story. If you read it expecting something dirty, you're gonna be disappointed.
This has been a public service announcement.
10 minutes ago my grandfather told me I looked like I was feeling better after 2 weeks of feeling sick.
5 minutes ago I threw my back out lifting the toilet seat lid and almost my entire foot is purple from when I twisted my ankle a week ago. The past 7 days have been a struggle.
I got a new phone and then sprained my ankle (at best) while taking out the trash... the trash wasn't taken out
Why can't doctor's offices communicate? Like, I've been using an expired inhaler for a month and I called last week to get a refill, but it was only when I called back did you bother to tell me that I can't get it from you? If you had told me that when you decided, than I could be one step closer to not using an expired inhaler.
I've said it before and I'll say again
If your party starts at 11pm, don't play your music loud enough for your neighbors to hear it
Also why does your party start at 11pm?
I spilled ice cream on half of my keyboard last night and just spent the last 4 hours trying to fix 2 keys
idfc about the rest now I'll replace it when I have $100 to spare and until then I'll just deal with the u not showing up sometimes.
I've got 2 days for my free trial left so if anyone wants a cover made with all the things I'm gonna miss I'll be here
I've never had a prominently feminine figure in my life growing up. I had to ask my mom to teach me how to shave when I was close to 15 because it was never expected of me and she wanted me to decide for myself if I wanted to. My parents raised me with the knowledge that you don't have to follow the norm that was set for you at birth. That being said... I am a girl and I'm looking at dresses and upset that I'll never be able to afford any of them in this reality.
ONE OF OUR NEIGHBORS DROVE HIS TRUCK 75 FEET INTO THE LAKE AND FLED AND WE WERE ALL SOUND ASLEEP WHILE THE COPS WERE 100 FEET AWAY PEPPER SPRAYING THE GUY TO ARREST HIM