Birthed2NYC

Let this profile be a time capsule of me since I was 12 till now I’m 25. It’s been a great 13 years! Bye! 

Updated Fallin

I gunna write myself a bank roll and send yall a stack for fuckin with da kid the long way

That man saying having kids would be the definition of greatness for him makes me feel like a fucking WITCH!!!! They would’ve burned me at the stake in Salem  

Once I reach 6.6k words I’ll update; 6.1k currently 

Oakley been in the gym obvs but body so teaaaa like okaaaayyyyy friend I see that non existent waist line fr 

I look and feel like misses puff when SpongeBob makes her blow up. My face is so fucking big rn omg 

I keep getting logged out and one side of my face so damn swollen I look like fucking benzino with NO NECK 

I updated if this gotdamn app ain’t tell yall fr

5.3k words eeeekkkkk, wanna hit 6.5k so I make up for the short chaps hehehe