Found out my ex talks in his sleep when I said out loud "would you like a ba-nay-nay "
He stopped snoring, rolled over and said "yeah I would" and then went back to snoring
He doesn't eat bananas
Silly story idea
It's a thriller about teens being chased by a vampire but all the teens do are try things they found in Tumblr and Reddit for solutions
Like hitting the vampire with a car or pouring hand sanitizer on them
It seems someone is mad at me
Why?
I didn't send a selfie
Why didn't I send a selfie?
I was cooking something on the stove.
I did say this as well and I enevr said I wouldn't I just said I was cooking
Wtf
Should I watch my little pony?
I've seen all of Steven Universe, the owl house, gravity Falls but I feel like I should watch MLP too but I haven't been sure yet
The quicker way to a man's heart is compliments and pactients I swear.
Anyway I have 4 people saying they are in love with me while I am just vibing fr