Hello, my faithful minions.
I am the almighty Sephiroth, son of Jenova. Stop grovelling over me, fans.
For those of you who get on my good side, you can join me and Mother on our quest. 
For those of you who get on my bad side...
Well, let's just say you might have a Masamune shoved down your throat.
If you see Cloud, tell him Sephiroth said, "Hey, chocobo hair."
Don't aggrivate me. These damn remnants are already causing me headaches, I don't need you to help.
And finally, remember that I am no force to be reckoned with. Even if you kill me, I'll come back stronger.
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