10 Facts About You
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1. You're reading my bio right now
2. You're realizing that is a stupid fact
4. You didn't notice I skipped 3
5. Now you're checking to see if I actually skipped 3
6. You're smiling
7. You're still reading this even though it's stupid
9. You didn't realize I skipped 8
10. You're checking again and smiling because you fell for it once more
11. You're enjoying this
12. You realized this is only supposed to have 10 facts
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{Eat A Sandwich And Shut The Fuck Up}

•Heyyy I'm Alfie. Wonderful intro to my bio don't cha think? All I'm gonna actually put on profile is•
1. I'm 18
2. Single
3. I'm straight
•Anything else shall be in my bio book, so you can go check that out. Also, feel free to pm whenever•

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I follow back, but sometimes Wattpad is a hoe and doesn't let me. So I may not follow right away.
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-a