I am in Eren Jeager depression.
Symptoms include:
Crying over In Another Life
Crying over ghost town
Crying because of the soul-crushing fact that he knew the order that his friends were going to die and then had to watch it play out
Crying over his face in the panel right before Mikasa kills him
Crying because the world won’t remember him how he was, only the villain he became to ensure that his family had safe futures
Crying because he intentionally painted them as heroes
Crying over the “No! I don’t want that! I don’t want to die! I want to stay here with Mikasa and all of you guys!” manga panel
So at my house there’s this thing called “My Social Experiment.” This is when I don’t shave my armpits to see how long it takes my mom to comment on it, and when she does, I tell her, “You wouldn’t ask me to shave my armpits if I were a boy.”