Hey link wats up*silence* OH NO ZELDAS IN TROUBLE AND THE FUCKING FATE OF HYRULE RESTS IN UR HANDS *NODS* ZELDA IS PREGNANT! WAT! *NODS* LINK U KNOW I DON'T SPEAK ANCIENT HYLIAN! ENGLISH!!! *SILENCE* U HAVE POISON IVY ON UR NIPPLES!!!*makes a discuted face and walks away*