Shadedawn
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I don't usually post messages on other people's profiles, but I have something to say to u, since u not online much. This is all fake becus I can, but I hope this stoopeed story can cheer u up when u are sad. Yesterday, I went out for a walk, walking myself becus I am forcing myself to get out more. Then, there's this fly who tried to eat/lay eggs/take a shit on my sandwich, so I swatted it away before it could land on my sandwich. Then, a lizard on a fence ate the damn thing right before my eyes, so basically I saw death befall before me. Then, a cat that had been ready to pounce on the lizard saw that stopped because it was smitten, so it got angry and smacked da lizard into the drain, which happened to also be called a long gung. But, the worst part was, there was water. And da water washed the lizard away, and I followed it because it was short. In the end, I saluted to da lizard, because got washed into the doodookie river, where all the shit and piss go. It might be missed, having the tragic death of falling into da doodookie river.
