France-

Merry Christmas or whatever you celebrate!

I watched Avengers last night with my younger bro (He's a godamn lover of them) and I heard Ironman call Hawkeye 'Legolas' and so my friend and I thought of this
          
          An au where
          
          Kili is Loki
          Fili is Thor
          Thranduil is Ironman
          Elrond is Captain America
          Arwen is Black Widow
          Beorn is Hulk
          Gandalf is Nick Fury
          The Orcs are the Chitauri(??)
          AnD tHe ArKeNsToNe Is ThE tEsErAcT (ish)

I found Lin's book in Walmart and so I made my mother buy it for me. She did, but she said I won't read it till Christmas.
          
          You have no idea how much I cried.

I have an infection, y'all.
          
          I must stay in bed fpr at least five days or so.
          
          I cannot use my phone, so I'll be back, soon you'll see!

I am dying.
          I am not joking.
          
          I was told I had anemia and I should start eating. I did not.
          
          Today I woke up vomiting and feeling like I was gonna faint, I still feel like so. I am afraid, I feel weaker and weaker.

That awkward moment when you promised not to ship anyone whose relationship is not cannon in LOTR and you fail.
          
          Well, is not my fault Legolas and Aragorn look so good together—

Google: Philip Hamilton on November 24, 1801 yo
          
          Me: Wait what, really?

Today's an important day to my culture.
          
          Happy Mexican Revolution day to all Mexicans in Wattpad.
          
          Eat Pozole as much as your souls please!

I was eating muffins but my adar (I call my dad that sometimes) called me, so I went to him. When I came back, I found my dog with her head into the muffins, I called her name and she looked at me with innocent eyes. She had eaten 4 of my muffins. What's worse is that I can't be mad at her for eating my favorite muffins xD

To where are they taking the Hobbits?