*Throws open door to page*

Hello! Come in!

*drags in*

I'm a female, but -being my paranoid self- I don't feel comfortable stating my real name and age online, so call me Lexi Storm, aged 15. Yeah, that sounds good. 

I enjoy reading, writing, music, singing, art, and drama. Mostly the first two.

I can't do a cartwheel for the life of me.

Get me mad, and I'll sass your buttox so far, you could take more pictures of the Universe than the Hubble Space telescope...

That was lame. Get your act together, Lexi!!!!*facepalm*

I have the cutest dog in the world, no joke. Her name is Gem.

Original, I know. 

I have a twin, and he's a narcissistic jerk. No lie. 

I'm allergic to selfies, penicillin, P.E, One Direction and Mary Sues

The best thing my brother did for me was introduce me to Queen.

I'm a lesbian. Go ahead, flame me. I'm used to it.

♀+♀= GENDER
♂+♀= DOESN'T
♂+♂= MATTER

STOP SUMMERSBERRY

Thanks for sticking around through my nonsense! 

Come back soon, and have a cookie as you go!

'If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairytales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairytales.' ~Albert Einstein

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