Hello there! I'm a totally normal person who totally thinks she's human (つﾟヮﾟ)つ
Some people call me a freak or a jerk, but I prefer the term 'intolerably eccentric', because I meeeeean.... *finger gunz*
My life though..
Strange doesn't even begin to comprehend.
I'm too weird for this planet XD


Also
This video is my life
https://youtu.be/hEx6bDvmavc
This'll get me some haters °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°


Reasons to judge me trolololol:

~I'm a rude little bastard and proud of it (aka, I'm extremely blunt XD).

~I am guaranteed to insult you in some way or form so if we're gonna hang, you'll have to get used to it, sorry :3

~I have the memory of a goldfish, so....

~I'm brutally honest, and if I believe something is wrong, 'offensive' suddenly isn't a word anymore.. Heh, I'm told this is my 'fatal trait'.

~I have a crush on three fictional guys: Eyeless Jack and Jeff The Killer from creepypasta and Tim Wright from Marble Hornets.
Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

~I think every single ship in creepypasta is weird except Toby x Hoodie.......
TiM iS aSeXuAl, OkAy? (unfortunately for me T-T)

~I grew up in a town where LGBTQ+ was practically considered a crime, so I'm not used to it. Like, at all. I'm trying to be open-minded, and I apologize if I ever make a joke that takes things too far, or I get your pronouns wrong, or something like that..

~I'm a proxy. Not of Slenderman, but of Jesus Christ. I do my best to follow His orders and obey His commands on Earth. My missions are not to kill people, but to save them, and show kindness to the ones in need.
....I have a weird imagination, mkay?




P.s.
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Y'all need it