Hello boys, girls and beyond, hope you're all doing great! I'm a small writer, I live in the UK and I'm very boring. I guess I am fairly approachable but only after I've had my morning coffee! :) 

Is there anything too interesting about me? Not really, no. I'm double-jointed in my hands, fingers and arm. I love memes and I'm one of those people who get 3 hours of sleep because what is sleep? Clearly something I don't care too much about lmao.

I am very boring, but I am not the worst writer (that title goes to me nan who still can't write emails). So give my story a read. I may surprise you. (Probably not but let's pretend).

Anyway *cracks knuckles* have a 'cracking' rest of your day y'all.