Heeeeelllooo? Is anybody there?! Oh there you are! It's me! Everyone's favorite, The Joker! I made this cause ya' know, mentally torturing authors that sorta thing, I mean, until I track them down and kill em'! Haha! That one cracks me up all the time, you know, since you're here I might aswell write down your email and adress now, cause ya' know.. to put a smile on your face!
 oh and don't pretend to be someone your not, like being me! Anyhoo see ya' never! Hahahahahahahaha!

∆- ɦaʋɛ ʏօʊ ɛʋɛʀ ɖaռċɛɖ աɨtɦ tɦɛ ɖɛʋɨʟ ɨռ tɦɛ քaʟɛ ʍօօռʟɨɢɦt?

∆- աaɨt ʊռtɨʟ tɦɛʏ ɢɛt a ʟօaɖ օʄ ʍɛ! 


∆- ɨ'ʍ ċʀaʐʏ ɛռօʊɢɦ tօ taҡɛ օռ ɮatʍaռ, ɮʊt tɦɛ ɨʀs? ռօօօ, tɦaռҡ ʏօʊ!

∆ - ċօʍɛ օռ ʍɛɢʊɨռɛss. ʟaʊɢɦ ɨt ʊք ռօա!

∆ - aʟʟ ɨt taҡɛs ɨs օռɛ ɮaɖ ɖaʏ.

∆ - ɨʄ sօʍɛօռɛ ċaʟʟs ʏօʊ a ċʀaʐʏ ʄʀɛaҡ, ʝʊst tɦaռҡ tɦɛʍ. ռօtɦɨռɢ tɦʀօաs քɛօքʟɛ օʄʄ ʟɨҡɛ a քʀօʊɖ, քօʟɨtɛ ċʀaʐʏ ʄʀɛaҡ.

∆ - ɮɛ sʊʀɛ tօ tastɛ ʏօʊʀ աօʀɖs ɮɛʄօʀɛ ʏօʊ sքɨt tɦɛʍ օʊt.