'Ello, my name is Arthur, Arthur Kirkland. I'm the representation of Northern Ireland, Wy, and myself; the Uk. I am what most would call,'The Queen's guard dog.' I enjoy cooking, drinking, rock music, tormenting the Frog and Alfred, tea, and drawing. I dislike the Frog, loud noises, thunderstorms, fast food and extreme wheather. I specialize in black magic and cooking. What?! I can cook! I burn my food on purpose for those gits!! It seems that the whole world is after me, even the ones that hate me! I have no idea why I'm suddenly so attractive, but it's getting a little annoying and kinda scary. I've been corned over five times now, but managed to not get raped three times. I have a bad habit, well.. Quite a few, actually. I love to put things in my mouth, pens, papers, markers, erasers, whatever doesn't taste positively repuslive. Also, I like to put my feet on things, wierd as it may seem, I walk around barefoot at home and because I'm so bloody short I put my feet on things in a way that brings my knee up past my shoulder and I boost myself up. So now, whenever I see something I could do that on I have the urge to take off my shoes and do so. No, seriously, the other countries are acting wierd and it's starting to scare me, whenever I walk into a room they all start to glare at each other. And I usually get dragged away and raped (Not really rape.. I kinda enjoy it, actually. WH-WHAT?! Y-YOU DIDN'T HERE THAT!!) whenever I put something in my mouth. Bloody gits, being wierd and horny, I can barely walk, thanks to Italy and Japan! Wha--?! GET AWAY FROM ME, YAO!! STOP YOU BLOODY BASTARD!! BLOODY WA--Mmmph..!