The name's Madii. I probably don't like you, so it's completely acceptable that you're not fond of me either.

I have a fondness for obnoxious progressive metal.

I hate people. I like tropical birds. I'm not so fond of cupcakes. I have a very unhealthy obsession with Supernatural. Also Batman. I used to own a goldfish. I'm fond of the color red. I don't eat things that chirp, moo, oink, or otherwise make noises for themselves.  I'd be straight edge if I didn't have a predictable future as an alcoholic. Just kidding. Maybe. I hit organized plastic keys. I also hit things with sticks. 

I don't fantasize, I plan. 
Oreo is not milk's favorite cookie.