Hello!
We are the Weasley twins, Fred and George. (well, Georgia. it's a long story)

I, Georgia, am writing the description for two reasons
1: Fred can't hold a quill because he's a ghost (I can!)

2: I am better at descriptions (You are NOT)

Anyway, we own a shop on Diagon Alley where I sell pranks and Fred scares customers. (It's very fun)

There we sell

Skiving snackboxes
Gendificus (touchy subject)
Decoy Detonators
Peruvian instant darkness powder

and much more!

Shoot us a PM, we'd love to meet some new prank subjects. Er, I mean, friends. (We totally mean friends.)

Fred, anything to add?

Yes, I have something to add! You forgot to mention how I'm the better twin, how I am AWESOME, how you drank the Gendificus potion and turned into a girl, how Hamilton is LIFE, and how you need to stop being all formal. You are WAY too sirius in the description. Very annoying, brother. 

Ok, and YOU forgot to mention how that isn't true, that also isn't true, YOU'RE THE ONE THAT MADE IT PERMANENT, it is not, I probably am, and it is. that was confusing, wasn't it?