Waddles...?
Fem Link: Oh hush Admin! We all know bacon when we see him!
Me: Link. No. I forbid cooking Waddles, he's not yours or mine, he's Mabel's pal.
Fem Link: Admin!!! It'd be so easy! All I'd have to do is roll a bo-
Me: No bomb cooking either Link. *snatches the bomb bag and puts Link in a cage* Stay there until you stop thinking about blowing litteraly everyone and everything up. Now... I'm sorry you had to witness that Miss Pines... I am Emcora. Links... Guardian of sorts........