Mr-President-

I have worked 49 hours this week.
          I had to stay behind because one of the night staff was running late.
          
          

XxXxKestrelxXxX

What happened? And how did you find s taster of nights 
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Mr-President-

Damnit Kestrel.
          
          I am this close to making you suffer with gender transmutation...
          
          Stop ignoring me.  
          
          Or I shall put a water bomb in your hoodie

XxXxKestrelxXxX

Hey hey hey, just because your obsessing over me doesn't mean you get to douse me in water, this isn't a wet T shirt competition you know...damn man, you really need a hobby 
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Mr-President-

Kestrel.......

Mr-President-

@XxXxKestrelxXxX  You know I’m worth it....
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XxXxKestrelxXxX

Everything all right with the god of L'Oréal?
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Mr-President-

I sent you a pm.
          Sorry I didn't get a chance to talk to you earlier...

Mr-President-

@XxXxKestrelxXxX  Get some rest.  I’m next in on Thursday.
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XxXxKestrelxXxX

It's fine don't worry about it, you were busy and I was...dying
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Mr-President-

Damnit Kestrel.........
          
          Stop ignoring me.........

Mr-President-

@XxXxKestrelxXxX Do you know what I have just done?
            
            Might explain if I am limping on Thursday.
            
            I trod on a drawing pin.  It sank like butter into my heel.
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XxXxKestrelxXxX

@Loki-God-of-Chaos oi! I'm normal! It's just the rest of ya that are bloody weird
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Mr-President-

@XxXxKestrelxXxX   Normal?
            There is no such thing as normal.
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Mr-President-

How are you, you have been terribly quiet?

XxXxKestrelxXxX

@Loki-God-of-Chaos "everyone has a price, and it's not always money, keep talking pretty boy, I'm interested"
            
            (No I have been off, everything ok?)
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Mr-President-

@XxXxKestrelxXxX “I have no currency, but let’s just say... that I can make it worth your while?”
            
            Were you working last night?
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XxXxKestrelxXxX

@Loki-God-of-Chaos flashing that irritating, dorky grin of his he folded his arms, his head tilting to the side he narrowed one eye coyly 
            "Might be interested, depends on how deep your pockets are though...and no I'm not accepting high fives"
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Mr-President-

Kestrel?  Hello 

XxXxKestrelxXxX

"Lucky for some"
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Mr-President-

At the moment? Spiffing.....
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XxXxKestrelxXxX

"Alright man, how's life"
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Mr-President-

Hello, Kestrel.  How does thy realm of Midgard treat you?

XxXxKestrelxXxX

Holy hell yeah! Niiiiice!
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Mr-President-

I was finishing your song lyrics with a twist...
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XxXxKestrelxXxX

Maybe because it's 7 in the morning 
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