To: Bored Readers
From: the even more boring writer.
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Hello there. I am wattpad's most uncreative writer. Trust me when I say I have writers block more often than not. I'm also not a very good writer. And although all of these are qualities of a bad writer, I must ask you to stick around. Because I hope (and this is only a theory) that with time, I will become a better writer that will meet (and hopefully) exceed your standards. I hope you find my upcoming book to be enjoying and pleasure filled. Well, I guess that's it. 
Sincerely,
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