Hello my fellow readers!!

I am Adelphia, The one an only Adelphia! 

I am a big fan of-

YOUR MOM!


JUST KIDDING! I'm a big fan of your Dad!

Haha, I'm kidding, seriously. What did u think I was screwing your parents?

Oh? Well then, I might as well go ahead an screw them, (which I have already)

I'm kidding,I'm kidding! 

Or was I? Was I just saying that to make u believe was joking about screwing your parents. I mean I can be your step-parent both ways! Mother and father! Haha, I'm kidding no one female related can be a father, not even me!

All about me? Well, I'm not your ordinary person, I live in- ACK. 

No one needs to know where I live as it's not important all u need to know if my name! And as u know I'm Adelphia! The one and only!

My fellow friends know me as...Darth Vander... watch as I ruin your live in 3 secs...

Brrrr...sorry about that, total dark side came by, you know "dark side"