yo. what's up? i guess you know who i am since you're reading this and shit. but in case you don't know, it's dave fucking strider. since my age is changing all the damn time, there's no point in telling you. i just thought you knew, since i am the coolest motherfucker to have ever lived. i guess i totally fucking love apple juice, my bros are john, rose, jade and my bro. plus lilcal. he's the shit. i can throw some sick raps, i have a blog (which is probably why you're here and how you know me) and as i said, people like throw themselves at my feet just 'cause im awesome. for those wondering and shit, i haven't played sburb yet. i'm too cool for that shit. unless rose needs shit and her life fucking depends on it, i'm not playing. my bro has a copy, just for shits and giggles. i guess i'm running out of space here, so i guess i'll see you guys later. peace.