✴✧ 🌸 📀 𝐸𝓋𝒶𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑒 📀 🌸 ✧✴

greetings from the universal shart smeller

do u think that whenever you rip a massive shart there's someone in like a different country or planet or universe that can smell it?

babes I rlly hope that the edgy kids reach out to me on the first day of school. bc like I literally can never make friends unless they approach me first- but all the extroverted kids are USUALLY annoying, and all the cool edgy kids are way too shy and ughhhhhhhhh.

I have cross country practice tmr but I've literally never done cross country before so I'm gonna look fawking stoopid- and I'm new to this town so no one knows me, and whenever I wear athletic clothes I look straight and basic so HOW ARE OTHER GAYS GOING TO KNOW IM ONE OF THEM???? HOW ARE THE CUTE INDIE GUYS/GIRLS/ENBYS GONNA TAKE INTEREST IN ME??? I WANT TO BE Y/N  FOR FUCKS SAKE- AND IM LOWKEY POLY SO HOW TF IS THAT GONNA HAPPEN???? AND SCHOOL STARTS SOON AND I JUST WAN TO DIE SO BAD AJNDJAHVFUAD

if I wanna just find a cute stoner boy with cute fluffy hair and lay my head on his lap- and enjoy the smell of weed on his jeans, someday I WILL do that and yall cant say shit 

someone put drugs in every single Marina song

pov: you start crying because you miss you long-distance partner, and your sister looks at you, with tears streaming down your face and goes "are you lost babygorl (◉ ͜ʖ.◉)?" 0_0

how would ya'll feel, if I made a book- writing about every cute thing my partner has done- JUST TO MAKE YA'LL JEALOUS

hii! - moony 

Chapter three just posted and she's a dark one boys