Sarcastic Betch

New chapter is up. It took ages to write, I never really understood what writer's block was until this goddamn chapter. But here you go, please readdddd ittttt.

I UPDATED I UPDATED LOVE ME PLSSS.

You're probably not going to read this but should I 'publish' the newest chapter of Airplanes... no. I keep planning to update, but then I don't, and I go "oh." I'm so proffesh. Who do I even think I am? I need to stopppppppppp. I'm thinking of updating tomorrow at 5, if I don't I'm probably napping. Feel free to scold me, but I wont care cause I'm napping. 
          COTE ME <3

I am so amazing, I forget things that are important but then don't end up being important anyway. 
          
          Smart. 

Funny story... I forgot probably a big chunk of my story because I just wasn't bothered to keep a not of anything.  It's the big secret the Elouise has. It's probably not that big if I forgot it but okay. I laugh at myself, wow I'm so great at everything. If my writing is utter nonsense from now on, which it wont be because it's me, that might be the reason why. 
          
          I have no idea what I'm doing.
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/68491975

Chapter 4 of Airplanes guysssss! Eek, Im happy about it! 
          
          School's starting in like 4 days though... crap. 
          
          Anyways, check it out!!!!!! xxx <3

OMG GUYSSSSSSSS. Joke time! This one's soon stupid but I mean, I'm still laughing at it and I heard the bloody thing two days ago! Ok:
          
           And the Lord said to John, "Come forth, and you will receive eternal life."
          But John came fifth and won a toaster. 
          
          ISN'T IT HILARIOUS! JESUS CHRIST! 
          
          I'm stupid.

Holy crapoli.... Chapter 3 is published Betches! There's a little bit of a sweet mother daughter moment there, and then an adorable family moment soooooo.... GOALSSSSS! Check it out... <3

Oh and if you have no idea of what the hell I'm talking about, read 'Airplanes', my first book. 
          Shameless self promo.
          Sorry not sorry.

I just wanted to say that the update isn't really an update, it's just me reminding you guys of something really relevant throughout the whole story. I am so frickin lazy btw, I can't. I only just started to write chapter 3, and I'm not organised. Bye xxx <3