Xyerdud
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"Hows that shit taste?"
"What the fuck's got your asshole on your titties?"
"You sentient piece of licorice"
"What are you asscheeking about"
"Well let's all turn our attention to the instant replay masturbation camera so we can reexamine that bullshit from a different angle"
"You gargantuan waste of nipples"
"I'm actually not writing your order down. I'm just making a list of reasons why you are a piece of shit."
"Now I'm not gonna hypnotize you with my wiener and tell you this was easy, because it wasn't."
:^)