"The 'p' is silent"

Sup brothers and sisters, I'm my family's disappointment. Having no clue why would I give facts about myself to strangers, nice to meet you all.

Probably...

So I'm Fan of Danganronpa, Apop, Jpop, visual novels,  kpop and mostly all the weeb shit and korean dramas...so you're free to call me trash.

It's called trash can, not trash cannot, take notes.

Has a confusing sense of humor.

Type of person who'd go to a strip club and pass church Invitations to the dancers.

Holdes long and very complicated conversation with a vegetable. 

Likes to throw random references that probably no one would understand.

I'm JUNKSHOOK when I accidentally cut myself cuz I thought blood was PINK.

Yeah...that was a lame joke...I don't know what I was high on when I wrote this stuff.

So poor i can't even pay attention. 

Hold on let me steal a more creative bio...

Learns from mistakes of others who take my advice. 

Food.

HOOOOLLYYY SHIT IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING MYSTIC MESSENGER REFERENCE?!?!

Prefers salty stuff over sweets, if you know what I mean.

Don't follow me because  I'm crashing through walls.

. . .

I legit don't know how to end this.

Well a wise woman once told me that I should Probably end long, useless speeches with something that people like hearing so...

Boobies.