Me after 36 hrs of Assassin’s Creed Odyssey:
*walks by my mom*
Me: Hey mater, can I have this?
*calls my dad*
Me: Hey pater, whatcha doing?
*kicks tripped by someone*
Me: Malaka! What the hell?!
Everyone I know: Ohhhh dear god—
Me: THERE IS MANY GODS, SUCH AS ZEUS, POSEIDON, HADES, APOLLO—