I logged into amino this morning and found THE most wonderful gay parody of Rapunzel, this is how it went. (Yes I copy and pasted it)
You want to go outside? Why, Edward!
Look at you, constantly unconfined; though,
Still a little sapling, just a sprout
You know why you stay up in our mind!
That's right, to keep you safe and sound, Hyde.
Guess, I always knew this day was coming
Knew that soon you'd want to leave the nest
Soon, but not yet
But
Shh! Trust me, pet
Jekyll knows best
Jekyll knows best
Listen to your doctor
It's a scary world out there
Jekyll knows best
One way or another
Something will go wrong, I swear
Ruffians and thugs, poison ivy, quicksand
Cannibals and snakes, the plague
Yes!
Also large bugs
Men with pointy teeth, and
Stop, no more, you'll just upset me
Jekyll's right here
Jekyll will protect you
Darling, here's what I suggest
Skip the envy
Stay with Henry~
Jekyll knows best
Go ahead, get trampled by a rhino
Go ahead, get mugged and left for dead!
Me, I'm just your doctor, what do I know?
I only made, and studied, and became you!
Go ahead and leave me, I deserve it
Let me die alone here, be my guest!
When it's too late, you'll see, just wait
Jekyll knows best!
Jekyll knows best
Take it from your Jekky~
On your own, you won't survive
Sloppy, underdressed, immature, clumsy
Please, they'll eat you up alive
Gullible, naive, positively grubby
Ditzy and a bit, well, hmm, vague
Plus, I believe gettin' kinda chubby
I'm just saying 'cause I love you
Jekyll understands
Jekyll's here to help you
All I have is one request
Edward?
Yes, doctor?
Don't ever ask to leave our mind again.
Yes, doctor.
I love you very much, Edward.
I love you more..
I love you most.
Don't forget it
You'll regret it
Jekyll knows best!