Yo yo yo! It's the hated boss that beats you down and beats you down and never lets up. . . yeah! Big bad Guzma is here!

I'm here to lay down some sweet lines and give ya'll some sweet times. That's right, I'm a fic-writer, babe! These stories are mostly fa' me, but I guess I can let ya'll grunts read 'em too. 

Okay, okay in reality I'm a fully grown woman who has several, probably unhealthy crushes on well designed male characters comprised of pixels and code. Yeah. . .  Anyhoo, it's good to know I'm not the only one, so thanks for existing. :D

Best wishes from ya boy. >; )