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One time in fourth grade a kid was bullying me and in science class we were growing bean plant things and the asshole knocked Gary over (yes i named my plant sue me). So near the end of class i was sweeping and our teacher asked him to hold the dustpan for me, and he was taunting me so i did the reasonable thing and kicked the dustpan at him making all that nasty floor shit go straight up his nose and making the dustpan hit him in the nose as well. When they told my mom and she asked me why i kicked him i said, “I didn’t kick him, the dustpan did, I just gave it a push. It was reflex.” And she beat my ass and my sisters will never let go of it.
