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[Chorus 2: Luke Skywalker]
          (Waiting for us)
          I used to ride across the desert, you know
          I used to glide on my speeder
          I pray that I don't find what I don't want to find
          Waiting for me around the corner, oh no no
          
          (Waiting for us)
          I used to ride across the desert, you know
          I used to glide on my speeder
          I pray that I don't find any more
          Crispy bodies by the door
          
          [Verse 3: Obi-Wan Kenobi & Luke Skywalker]
          Forty-nine times
          Yeah, it was forty-nine times, and now it might be waiting for you
          Could be hiding behind that scrap pile
          That's just a big cow
          
          [Pre-Chorus 3: Obi-Wan Kenobi]
          I know you really want someone to hold you
          But we all got a chicken-duck-woman thing waiting for us
          
          [Chorus 1: Obi-Wan Kenobi]
          Yeah, every day, I worry all day
          About what's waiting in the bushes of love
          ‘Cause something's waiting in the bushes for us
          Yeah, something's waiting in the bushes of love
          
          Every day, I worry all day
          About what's waiting in the bushes of love
          ‘Cause something's waiting in the bushes for us
          Something's waiting in the bushes of love
          
          [Outro: Luke Skywalker]
          (Waiting for us)
          I used to ride across the desert, you know
          I used to glide on my speeder
          I pray that I don't find what I don't want to find
          Waiting for me around the corner, oh no no
          
          (Waiting for us)
          I used to ride across the desert, you know
          I used to glide on my speeder
          I pray that I don't find what I don't want to find
          Waiting for me around the corner, oh no no

Hey, how did my father die?
          
          
          Forty-nine times we fought that beast
          Your old man and me
          It had a chicken head with duck feet
          With a women's face too
          Aw, that's rad!
          
          And it was waiting in the bushes for us
          Then it ripped off your dad's face
          He was screaming something awful
          In fact, there was this huge mess, and I had to the change the floors
          The floors?
          
          [Pre-Chorus 1: Obi-Wan Kenobi]
          You see, his blood, it drained into the boards, and I had to change 'em
          But we all got a chicken-duck-woman thing waiting for us
          
          [Chorus 1: Obi-Wan Kenobi]
          Every day, I worry all day
          About what's waiting in the bushes of love
          ‘Cause something's waiting in the bushes for us
          Yeah, something's waiting in the bushes of love
          
          Every day, I worry all day
          About what's waiting in the bushes of love
          ‘Cause something's waiting in the bushes for us
          Something's waiting in the bushes of love
          
          [Verse 2: Luke Skywalker]
          Yo
          Never knew my dad, he didn't care about me
          Dead horizon is all my macro-binoculars see
          Moisture farming all my life and not a drop spilt
          My aunt and uncle, double suns, and sipping blue milk
          My aunt and uncle, double suns, I'm sick of blue milk
          
          [Pre-Chorus 2: Luke Skywalker]
          But then a desert hobo came and told me
          We all got a chicken-duck-woman thing waiting for us
          
          [Chorus 1: Obi-Wan Kenobi]
          Every day, I worry all day
          About what's waiting in the bushes of love
          ‘Cause something's waiting in the bushes for us
          Yeah, something's waiting in the bushes of love
          
          Every day, I worry all day
          About what's waiting in the bushes of love
          ‘Cause something's waiting in the bushes for us
          Something's waiting in the bushes of love
          
          [Bridge: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Luke Skywalker & R2-D2]
          Hold me when I open like a flower
          Hold me right
          Yeah I ain't had to bake for a girl in a long time
          A long time
          
          I think my cooking's awesome
          I've got her picture in my photo wagon
          Ha ha, keep it poppin'
          Yeah, She'd probably love to honkey-tonk
          She'd probably love to honkey-tonk
          That's what I said, hmm

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I just got 4 fillings in my teeth. I feel so weird. I can't puff out my cheeks without my lips twisting and blowing out air. Why topical? Why?!

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